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"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
"You owe me five bucks."
"911? My husband's unresponsive."
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
'He's out cold. Someone fetch a felt marker so I can draw something on his face.'
'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'
'You were unconscious for a full minute. Based on your annual salary, you just forfeited about a thousand dollars.'
'I told you you'd be out cold for the whole operation.'
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While You Were Out Cold
A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members
Man waking from operation. Post it note stuck to him saying 'while you were out cold'.
"You didn't tell your mom my costume?"