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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
'I'd like a second opinion.'
Next, I remember looking down at my body, and my kids fighting over the will.
'Yes, I know you don't spend much time in your body, but you still need to take better care of it.'
'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'
"I don't believe in Out-Of-Body experiences, but Frank regularly has Out-Of-Mind episodes."
"I had an out of my body experience and he had an out of his mind experience."
Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.
Next, I remember looking down and thinking, man, those pants make my butt look huge.
'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'
Next, I remember looking down at myself and thinking, Man, I don't look so hot. Maybe I should see a doctor.
WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...
Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.
Common Physic Experiences.
'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences---not out-of-money experiences!'
'You're having an out-of-body experience!'
'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'
'Let's astral project after Buffy The Vampire Slayer,'
'Hello. I'm not in my body right now, but...'
'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'
'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'
'The light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be another damn tunnel!'