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T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"Got any bathtub gin?"
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."
'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'
The Ekert Saga: 'Tell us about the anti-Ekert, Captain Eddie.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'
'...You'll be surprised by how un-surprising it can be around here.'
The Ekert Saga: '...So I thought you should know...even for Danae it seemed a little weird.'
'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'
'You're acting strangely Albert. You've just taken your angina capsule before your cholesterol and anti-inflammatory pills!'
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'I've heard she's a terrific relationship.'
'Come on, I thought you liked spending your time in the water?
'I'm worried about the wife, Doctor. She hasn't contradicted me all day!'
"Wait! I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!"
"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"
"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."