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"I'm a little concerned about our bank's solvency...my withdrawal came out as IOUs!"
'Great! Now I don't even have any walkin-around-bitchin'-about-not-having-any-money, money.'
"Could you come back for your money this afternoon? We're having a little problem with our presses."
"Shoo! I have no nuts - and resent you for bringing that fact to my attention."
Christmas shopping empties a shopper's pocket.
'The bank is all out of money, Mrs. Clagner. Hand over everything you've got!'
If I'm only half drunk it's because I ran out of money.
"Check it out! This app tells me how much money I have in my bank account!"
'My filing for bankruptcy.. does that mean that YOU also get fifteen-cents on the dollar?'