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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
"I'm on sabbatical."
Tags:mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, sabbatical, sabbaticals, leave, sabbatical leave, career, career break, career breaks, out of office, out of the office
"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."
Tags:personal matter, personal matters, secretary, secretaries, away message, away messages, personal phone, personal phone number, personal phone numbers, out of office, out of office message, out of office messages, office assistant, office assistants, executive, executives, number, numbers, contact, contacts, contacting
"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."
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'I bring news from the office.'
"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."
"He arranged the time and the place of the meeting so he wouldn't be able to make it."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, meeting, meetings, arrange, arrangement, arranged, out of office
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
Tags:bronx cheer, bronx cheers, raspberry, raspberries, blow a raspberry, blows a raspberry, blowing a raspberries, voicemail, voicemails, voice mail, voice mails, answering machine, answering machines, villain, villains, villainous, ceo, ceos, unpopular, unpopularity, hated, secretary, secretaries, executive, executives, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, out of office
Jerry can't come to the phone. He's just entered the vacation mode."
Tags:cant come to the phone, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, doging calls, ignoring calls, vacation mode, vacation, vacations, holiday mode, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, r&r, rest and relaxation, relaxing, relax, do not disturb, out of office, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lazy husband, lazy husbands
'Listen, Frank, I'll be out of the office all day tomorrow. Can you stop by then?'
"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."
Tags:tide, tides, beach, beach trip, beach trips, beach holiday, beach holidays, seashell, seashells, sea shell, sea shells, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voice mail, out of office, out of office reply, out of office replies, shell, shells, hear the ocean, hearing the ocean, conch, conches, tide going in, tide going out
"You're getting that 'Surcease from communications' look again."
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
A tombstone reads: please note, I will no longer be answering emails. If this is urgent contact Cliff or Rhoda.
"I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquiri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us."
Tags:holding message, holding message, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, answering machine, answering machines, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, out of office, out of office message, out of office messages, ignore, ignores, ignoring, avoid, avoids, avoiding, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives
"It's a cop from down on the sidewalk. Should I tell him you're out of the office?"
"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."
'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'
"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"
Tags:out-of-office, out of office, email, emails, automatic response, automatic reply, automatic replies, automatic responses, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, holidaying, sunbathing, relaxation, work ethic, work ethics, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balances, exotic island, relaxing
A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'
"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."
Tags:voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, politician, politicians, out of office, voted, impeach, impeached, impeachment, primary, primaries, primaried, primarying, rino, rinos, republican in name only, vote out, voted out, voting out, senator, senators, congressman, congressmen, congressional representative, representative, representatives, will of the people, i approve this message, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, political ad, political ads, candidate, candidates, democracy, democratic system
Easter Bunny Inc.
Dave - We need you back at the office.
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