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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Tags:man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
Tags:eat, eating, diet, diets, fitness, fit, fitter, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, physical fitness, physically fit, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, obese, obesity, morbidly obese, morbid obesity, xxl, food, foodie, obesity epidemic, fat, overweight, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weight-loss, good shape, in shape, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, bad shape, out of shape, healthy, health and wellbeing
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, muscle, muscles, muscular, health, buff, workout, workouts, working out, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifers, lifting weights, exercise, exercising, board room, board rooms, meeting room, meeting, meetings, meeting rooms, office, offices, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness centre, fitness centres, coworker, coworkers, scrawny, little, out of shape, in shape, body builder, bodybuilder, body builders, bodybuilders
"My trouble is—by the time I get warmed up, I'm all pooped out."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, pro, professional, warming up, warmed up, tired, pooped, fatigued, training, problem, problems, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, out of shape, fitness, health, recreational league, rec league, recreational leagues, rec leagues
"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, working out, spring, winter, december, holiday, holidays, abs, muscle, muscles, out of shape, out-of-shape, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, christmas, xmas, new years, new year's
"If only legginess were based on circumference."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, thick, curvy, curves, chunky, chunkiness, fat, out of shape, fitness, health, fit, getting fit, exercise, exercising, circumference, width, length, leg, legs, legginess, leggy, long legs, toned, middle age, middle aged, comparing, comparison, jealous, jealousy, body image, confidence, self confidence, self esteem
"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, home gym, home gyms, working out, exercise, exercising, fitness, health, out of shape, out-of-shape, personal best, personal bests, workout, workouts, result, results, discouraged
"Hey, great ab!"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, fitness, out of shape, out-of-shape, physical fitness, muscle, muscles, ab, abs, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, fat, chubby, overweight, obese, beer belly, exercise, health, unhealthy, compliment, compliments, complimenting, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training
"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
Tags:high school, secondary school, growing up, grown up, reunion, reunions, school days, remember, remembering, memory, memories, football, american football, football player, football players, jock, jocks, out of shape, living in the past, glory days, peaked in high school, quarterback, quarterbacks, popular, cool kid, cool kids, popular kids
"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, summer body, summer bodies, exercise, personal trainers, personal trainer, gardening chore, gardening chores, yard worker, yard workers, trainer, training, work out, get in shape, beach body, summer, season, trainers, yard work, gardening, mowing, mow, pruning, out of shape, workout, physical training, physicality, physical
"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"
Tags:doctor, dr, general practitioner, jawbone, check up, checkup, checkups, check ups, physicals, workout, workouts, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, physical, heart, health, healthy, heart attack, exercise, ill, sick, sickness, out of shape, lethargy, lethargic, gym, work out, medical, medicine, fat, pre-diabetic, diabetic, extra crispy
"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, camel, camels, desert, deserts, needle, needles, eye, eyes, eye of a needle, butt, fat, big, weight, body weight, overweight, health, fitness, out of shape, heaven, rich people, rich, bible, biblical, metaphor, metaphors, proverb, proverbs, wordplay, word play, adage, adages, easier, get through, get into, getting into heaven, narrow, sewing, poverty, wealth, riches, religion, religious
"...my Old Tuxedo STILL fits!"
"Like many large people, Benson moves with remarkable grace."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, dance, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, ballerino, ballerinos, fat, fat people, big people, obese, overweight, out of shape, graceful, sarcasm, sarcastic, fitness, unfit, unhealthy, making fun
"I almost fell off the treadmill."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, coming home, returning home, accident, accidents, near-death experience, near-death experiences, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, health, working out, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, treadmill, treadmills, out-of-shape, out of shape, dangerous, risky, danger, almost, close call, close calls, couch potato, couch potatoes, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, man, men
"Tightening the buttocks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, health, tightening, buttocks, butt, muscle, muscles, out-of-shape, out of shape, body image, self-esteem, self-confidence, beauty, body shape
'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'
'You look good, for a guy in your shape.'
"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."
Getting in shape (or not)
Tags:mirror, mirrors, body image, insecure, unfit, out of shape, out-of-shape, fat, beer belly, stomach, fitness, exercise, exercising, push-up, push-ups, push up, push ups, pushup, pushups, sleep, sleeping, tired, lazy, laziness, effort, limited effort, exhausted, self-esteem, low self-esteem, improve, change, give up, giving up, health, healthy