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"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
Tags:shack, shacks, hovel, hovels, poor, poverty, outback, shotgun shack, low end, sales, sales pitch, inappropriate, hard sell, tough sell, sell, selling, sales pitches, west, western, westerns, wild west, desert, wasteland, deserted, empty, real estate, real-estate, property, properties, property ladder, equity, equitable, home, homes, housing, houses, housing market, home owners
"Sorry - card payment only."
Tags:credit card, credit cards, debit cards, debit card, cashless, cashless society, cashless societies, card payment, card payments, payment, ice cream, ice creams, puddings, pudding, sweltering, desert, dessert, thirst, thirsty, vendor, cash, money, outback, desolate, starvation, starve, starves, starving
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
Tags:aliens, alien, et, extra terrestrial, relationships, arguments, argument, berating, berate, complain, men, stubborn, stubbornness, space travel, space, light year, light years, direction, directions, travel, lost, outback, outblack, black & white, universe, solar system, space ship, ufo, flying saucer, spaceship
“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
Tags:kansas, deserted, wasteland, empty, rural, in the sticks, outback, country, countryside, road, long road, south, southern, mid west, midwest, mid-west, bible belt, desolate, state, states, celebrity, celebrities, paparazzi, papped, paparazzo, fame, famous, famous figures, pop culture, culture, movie, movies, film, films, cinema
Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.
Arrivals gate at Sydney Airport, with kangaroo expecting Skippy
"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
Tags:marsupial, martial arts, kangaroo, kangaroos, fight, australia, the outback, outback, aussie, aussies, australasia, strong animal, animal, strong animals, animals, mammal, mammals, attack, animal attack, nature, zoo, zoologist, science, scientist, scientists, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists
'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'
A grandmother at my age!
"Alright, I'll try again next year... you know, one of these days you'll wake up and say, 'Why don't I have DSL?!'"
"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"
The outback dual-flush dunny.
Tags:outback, outbacks, australian outback, australian, australians, dunny, dunnies, outhouse, outhouses, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outdoor bathroom, outdoor bathrooms, flush, flushes, flushing, dual flush, dual flushes, technological advances, technological advancements
Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.
Tags:snake, snakes, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, kangaroo, kangaroos, house, houses, fat, fatter, fatty, eat, eaten, eats, eating, hop, hops, pocket, pockets, friend, friends, mate, mates, bud, buds, buddies, bonus, bonuses, package, packages, joey, joeys, meal, meals, late, later, outback, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '
Flying Doctor Scanner
Tags:insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleeping problem, sleeping problems, word-play, town name, town names, word play, motorcycle, biker, bikers, motorcycle trip, travel, road trip, town, explore, exploration, trip, travel, vacation, wander, road sign, rural, outback
'I told you not to play with matches!'
The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha
Skypey the Bush Kangaroo
The Flying Doctor Prescribes Aspirin
A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'
Kangaroo receives 'hoppy birthday' card
'It's long story.'
'You see Grandma, we still fit!'