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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
Tags:cola, colas, soda, sodas, soda machine, soda machines, marketing, health scare, health scares, contamination, contamination scare, contamination scares, outbreak, outbreaks, e. coli, e coli, contaminated, beverage, beverages, food hygiene, food safety, play it safe, plays it safe, playing it safe, unhealthy, pop, fizzy, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinking beer
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Tags:food poisoning, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, tender stomach, tender stomachs, tender tummy, tender tummies, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, foodborne illness, foodborne illnesses, foodborne disease, foodborne diseases, foodborne pathogen, foodborne pathogens, bacteria, virus, viruses, contaminate, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, sickness, priority, priorities
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
Tags:egypt, egyptian, egyptians, mummy, mummies, pharaoh, pharaohs, outbreak, outbreaks, west nile, west nile virus, virus, viruses, disease, diseases, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu, influenza, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, telltale sign, telltale signs, sign, signs, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, doctor, doctors
"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, work from home, working from home, wfh, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, team meeting, first class, put your feet up, putting your feet up, recline, reclines, reclining, recliner, recliners, coronavirus, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks, viruses, comfort, comfortable, casual
"This is my new normal."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, mask, masks, medical mask, medical masks, social distance, social distancing, social isolation, work from home, working from home, new normal, work from home, working from home, king, kings, monarch, monarchs
"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
Tags:bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little
"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
Tags:crossword, crosswords, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, gaming, addiction, addictions, addicted, addicting, addictive, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, gamer, gamers, sunday crossword, sunday crosswords, hobby, hobbyist, hobbyists, interest, interests
"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."
Tags:corona, coronavirus, corona virus, covid-19, flu, flus, virus, viruses, panic, panics, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, hysteria, mass hysteria, overreaction, overreactions, contagion, contagious, in laws, elderly parent, elderly parents, family, families, family visit, family visits, excuse, excuses
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Tags:nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks
People social distancing
Tags:social distancing, physical distancing, self isolation, lean away, leaning away, two metres, 6 feet, distance, distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, sign, signs, warning sign, warning sign, covid-19 sign, outbreak, outbreaks
Keep out - Covid-19
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, keep away, locked out, shut down, shutdown, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, safe distance, safe distances, outside world, quarantine, quarantines, quaratining, fear, fears, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
Tags:flu, the flu, virus, viruses, viral, outbreak, outbreaks, influenza, cold, colds, sick, sickness, sicknesses, ill, illness, illnesses, hospital, hospitals, epidemic, epidemics, flu season, er, ers, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vaccine, vaccines, flu shot, flu shots, coronavirus, covid-19, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics
"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
Tags:spoil, spoils, spoiling, party, parties, party pooper, party poopers, masque of the red death, poe, edgar allan poe, short story, short stories, horror, horror classic, horror classics, death, inevitable, inevitability, plague, plagues, plague victim, plague victims, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, spoil, spoils, spectre, spectres, angel of death, grim reaper
Return Of The Flu.
"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."
Tags:flu, influenza, flu outbreak, flu outbreaks, epidemic disease, epidemic diseases, disease outbreak, disease outbreaks, prepper, preppers, epidemic, pandemic, sars, west nile virus, medicine, sickness, outbreak, covid-19, self-isolate, self-isolating, self-isolation, hoard, hoarding, groceries, coronavirus
"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"
"Polly wants a flu shot."
Tags:flu, flu shot, flu shots, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, parrot, parrots, parroting, talk, talks, talking, flu vaccine, flu vaccines, avian flu, virus, viruses, protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, preventative medicine, preventative, medication, medications, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu season
"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."
Tags:sheep, rabies, dog, dogs, sheepdog, sheepdogs, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor mill, rumor mills, rumour mill, rumour mills, disease, diseases, outbreak, outbreaks, pass it on, passing it on, gossip, gossips, gossiping, shepherd, shepherds, fear, fears, fearful, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, germophobe, germophobic, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
'Stand back! He's got a pig!'
'After reaching new heights, the stock market closed early due to an oubreak of acrophobia.'
A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, virus, coronavirus, corona, virus, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, fight, fights, fighting, healthcare, key worker, key workers, nurse, doctor, doctors, fend off, fight off, immune system, immune systems, st. george, protect, protects, protection, social isolation, social distancing
Tags:mad cow, mad cows, mad cow disease, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, bse, troublemaker, troublemakers, rabble rouser, rabble rousers, rabble rousing, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, mad, madness, insane, insanity, world gone mad, outbreak, outbreaks, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
Tags:paisley, pattern, patterns, garment, garments, virus, viruses, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, kill, kills, killer, killers, cell, cells, floral print, floral prints, print shirt, print shirts, takeover, takeovers, taking over, bacteria, bacterium, amoeba, amoebas, cell division, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, tacky, tackiness, print, prints
A convenient attack of swine flu...
Tags:swine flu, flu, flues, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, eat, eats, eating, eating competition, eating competitions, competitive, competitiveness, competitive eater, competitive eaters, skip out, skips out, skipping out, fake sick, fakes sick, faking sick, fake illness, fakes illness, faking illness, illness, illnesses, flu season, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics