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'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
"She asked for a divorce, but I outsmarted her and ran into the next room."
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Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.
"He was upset when he found out his smartphone was smarter than him!"
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"Wait until that cat climbs another tree."
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"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"
'All hail the reigning queen of static electricity.'
Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.
'. . . How long have you been on to me?'
"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."
'He still doesn't know how to read the newspaper online. It's a little embarrassing that I'm smarter then my owner.'
'Then the little bastards went and made a house out of brick!'
'I warned Leonard - be careful. The deer in these woods are clever and unpredictable.'
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'You were reading? Well, how come the TV's warm and the eReader is cold?'
'Wow! That's a question that makes my temples throb!...it makes my ears ring, my hair stand on end...my eyes water, my cheeks burn, my mouth go dry and my teeth ache...That question destroys my whole head...'
"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."
'I wonder who caught who?'
'These big birds may look scary, son, but they're not brave or smart enough to snatch you as long as I am here.'
'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'
'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'
'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'
'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'
'You just missed him...can I take a message?'
'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'
Mailman using stilts to get pass dogs to deliver mail.