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"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
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Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."
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"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."
'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'
'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'
"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"
'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'
'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'
'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'
'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'
'We've stopped outsourcing. We've replaced cheap foreign labour with cheap illegal aliens in the Good Old US.'
In case of a fire, break glass.
Desk trays - 'In' and 'Out-sourced'.
"We finally found a use for all the low hanging fruit around here."
'It's that guy in India who's going to do your job. He's wondering if you could send your wife over to get acquainted.'
'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'
"One day this will all be outsourced."
"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
'No, no, Eddy - it's your job that's moving to Mexico, not you!'
'That was Fred in inventory. He's been outsourced.'
"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."