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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'
'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'
'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."
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'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'
'It's that guy in India who's going to do your job. He's wondering if you could send your wife over to get acquainted.'
"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."
'No, no, Eddy - it's your job that's moving to Mexico, not you!'
'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
'What do you mean, you 'outsourced everything'?'
'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'
'I'd like to see them send out jobs to India.'
"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"
"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."
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"When you stop outsourcing our jobs!"
'Our company no longer outsources. We've outsourced that job a long time ago.'
'I think the only reason my job hasn't been outsourced is because nobody knows what I do around here.'
"I'm the only one left. They've outsourced, downsized or offshored everyone else."
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"We've found someone online who's 28% better at being you for 34% less."
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