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Job Creation Scheme.
"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fire, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, outsourced, kill, killed, killing, dead, die, died, dead, death
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
Tags:gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff
"You've done a good job downsizing, but we've decided to outsource your function."
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, downsize, downsizing, outsource, outsourcing, modern life, useless, uselessness, job cut, job cuts, taste of your own medicine, karma, come uppance
"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."
Tags:fired, let go, lay off, lay offs, laid off, made redundant, redundancy, outsourced, outsourcing, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies
"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
Tags:insource, insourcing, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, office, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, career, careers, overworked, underpaid, too much work, too much to do, in-tray, in-trays, inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, hard work, hard worker, hard workers, working hard, thankless, thankless job, thankless jobs, oversea, policy, policies, company policy, company policies, corporate culture, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon
"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, fire, fired, firing, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, job, jobs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, outsourcing, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, corporate, corporation, corporations
"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."
"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
Tags:robot, robots, outsourcing, call centre, call centres, telephone, telephones, phones, phone, spam, internet spam, robocall, robocalls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, free cruise, free cruises, winner, winning, win, prize, prizes, you win, cold calling, automated call, automated calling, modern life
"Marissa, have we a lovely parting gift for Mr. Griswold?"
Tags:gift, gifts, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, reception, intercom, intercoms, fire, fired, laid off, downsizing, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, parting gift, management, manager, managers, managing, unemployment, unemployed, let go, employee, employees, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives
'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'
Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'
"I've asked you to this meeting, Paulson, to put a human face on rightsizing."
"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."
Stack your own/Fly to China and make your own/Scan your own.
"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."
Why China's carbon footprint is so large.
"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."
Tags:international business, international businesses, internationalisation, internationalization, international, international travel, globalization, globalisation, business, businesses, businessman, manage, manager, managers, managed, management, employer, employers, employee, employees, travel for business, business trip, relocate, relocate for work, relocation, business travel, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, marry, married, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, outsource, outsourcing, foreign, corporate, corporate company, company, companies, corporation, corporations, globalism, merger, mergers, buyout, buyouts, buying out, bought out, sellout, sellouts, sold out
"In order to remain competitive in today's marketplace, Bentham, I'm afraid we're going to have to replace you with a sleazeball."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, sleazeball, sleazeballs, fire, fired, firing, laid off, let go, boss, bosses, good guy, good guys finish last, bad news, outsourcing, replacement, replacements, replaced, replaceable, sales, salesmen, salesman, made redundant, redundancy, redundant, downsizing, ethics, scumbag, scumbags, management, manager, managers, competition, competitive