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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
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'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
Tags:holiday, holidays, camper, campers, camping, camp, camps, vacation, vacations, stove, stoves, faucet, faucets, fire, fires, home insurance, oven, ovens, home accident, home accidents, bad memory, bad memories, poor memory, chore, chores, security measure, safety measures, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, foodie, foodies, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, food snob, food snobs, first, firsts, being first, oven, pizza oven, pizza ovens, pizza, pizzas, food craze, food crazes, delicacy, delicacies, brick oven, brick ovens, car tire, car tires, tyre, tyres, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplishing
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
Tags:mission creep, knight, knights, knighthood, soldier, soldiers, army, military, tea, coffee, cook, cooking, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, teapot, pot, pots, unplanned, change of plans, long-term commitment, commitment, committing, job, jobs, suit of armour, military mission, military missions, mission, missions
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
Tags:btu, b.t.u., british thermal unit, british thermal units, cooker, cookers, radiator, radiators, grill, grills, oven, ovens, hob, hobs, dinner party, dinner parties, house party, house parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, showing off, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, boring, small talk, small-talk, show off, show-off, engineer, engineers
'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'
'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'
Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!'
"Going to be long over there, Mr. Happy? I need to get my casserole in."
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
'The oven's too small.'
"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."
Tags:appliance, appliances, electronics, smart appliance, smart appliances, stove, stoves, oven, oven, blender, blenders, kitchen, kitchens, forgot, forgotten, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, home, homes, safety, protection, fire safety, security, modern life
"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."
All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.
Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.
"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"
Tags:bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, hansel and gretel, witch, witches, microwave, microwaves, oven, ovens, technology, modern life
'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'
"No, Grandpa. I asked for ANISE cookies."
What to buy the Devil who has everything?
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'