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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
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'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
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"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
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"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!'
"Going to be long over there, Mr. Happy? I need to get my casserole in."
'The oven's too small.'
"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."
All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.
Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.
"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"
Tags:bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, hansel and gretel, witch, witches, microwave, microwaves, oven, ovens, technology, modern life
"No, Grandpa. I asked for ANISE cookies."
What to buy the Devil who has everything?
'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'
'I always wanted a home on the range.'
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
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A Bun in the Oven.
"Listen girl! That is a rotisserie! Get out of that house! Get out!"
'That hasn't been invented yet. And even if it was, we couldn't afford one.'
'But Madam, I can't ask the Captain to turn the plane back because you're not sure that you turned off your oven...'
"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"
"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."
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