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Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory
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"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"Man, I am stuffed."
Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm
'Your first cruise then, mate?'
"The vet said I need to stop feeding him table scraps and take him on long walks. He said the dog is fine."
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"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."
"....you, sir, are a pig."
Death Feeding an Obese Man.
"Lay off the carrot cake."
'OK this time, but tomorrow you're going on a diet!'
'Must you always eat as if there's no tomorrow?'
"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'More Christmas anyone?'
'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'
'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'
'No. Actually I think it's my belt buckle.'
A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...
'He's eaten all the Fat Ball.'
"I warned him over eating could damage his health."
'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'
Eating and drinking to excess, smoking, late nights... Great, when do we start?
'Harold, I think you misunderstand -- it's not 'survival of the FATTEST'.'
"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."