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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."
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'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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"I feel your pain."
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'I'm the only one left..'
"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"
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"To keep on top of the work I'm going to have to put in some overtime."
"Our staff seem to need a larger than average 'stress ball'!"
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"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."
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"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"
"You would not believe how busy I am."
'In the light of recent cutbacks we've had to slightly lengthen your job description!'
"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."
Time for More Paperwork
"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
"Worn out by preparing his presentation? Actually, this is his presentation."
Paperwork No Me Gusta.
"There, I've resolved the work-life imbalance by creating a timesheet based on a 25-hour day."
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Whelmed and Over-Whelmed
Maybe if she didn't look at the paperwork, it would just go away.
"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"
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