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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."
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"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
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'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'
"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."
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"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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"I feel your pain."
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"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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"I read in the paper that I'm fat and that you've got to sort it out!"
"How long have you been multitasking?"
"I hear you worked so many hours you passed out for 20 minutes. I just thought I'd make it clear that I'm not paying you for those 20 minutes."
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'
'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'
"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."
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"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"
'I'm the only one left..'
"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"
'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'
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"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
"Our staff seem to need a larger than average 'stress ball'!"
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"Trying to get new business is killing me..."
"To keep on top of the work I'm going to have to put in some overtime."
'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'