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Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'
"Security's really tight in this building."
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The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'
"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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"Well, this is clearly a blatant war on Christmas that calls for nothing less than a hysterical and highly irrational response!"
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"Protection from UV radiation is very important....but I think factor 50 suncream should be sufficient!"
"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."
'Honestly...All I said was that he could be a little autocratic at times..'
'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'
'Are you eyeballing me???!! Don't you eyeball me boy!!!'
'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'
"It says, "Please disregard this reminder if your check is in the mail."
'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'
'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'
'You do realize the key is under the mat.'
Captain Pointy No.50 - Panic Attackman - Help! Slug stampede! We're all doomed!
'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'
'The sky is falling...'
'The statistics show that even the slightest amount of exposure to health scare statistics can have serious consequences.'
Al-Qaeda's common sense.
'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'
Shopkeeper gets theatrical at Theatrical Supplies Store.
'Did you spill my pint? Outside now!'