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"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."
"No, really, I've been up for hours."
"So, Mr Van Winkle. What were you saying about our alarm clocks?"
Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.
"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."