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A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.
"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)
"Well, get a load of the bartender's pet!"
'Don't give up the day job...'
"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"
"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"
"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"