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"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
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"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
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"Recline is the green button, darling."
"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"
"Well yes, Simson. I suppose another way of putting it is 'buy low, sell high.'"
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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
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"I'm looking for a TV with a remote that has fewer buttons than my age."
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Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.
"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."
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"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."
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"Divorce was too complicated -- I just retired from marriage."
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"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"
"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"
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"So who do you think Carolina is?"