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"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
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Tags:simpler time, simpler times, fig leaf, fig leafs, fig leaves, dress, dresses, dress yourself, dressing yourself, fashion choice, fashion choices, closet, closets, adam, adam and eve, fashion choice, fashion choices, complicate, complicates, complicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, simple life, simple lives, hanger, hangers, clothes hanger, clothes hangers
"Recline is the green button, darling."
"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"
"Well yes, Simson. I suppose another way of putting it is 'buy low, sell high.'"
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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
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"I'm looking for a TV with a remote that has fewer buttons than my age."
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Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.
"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."
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"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."
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"Divorce was too complicated -- I just retired from marriage."
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"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"
"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"
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"So who do you think Carolina is?"