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'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
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"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."
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"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."
"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."
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"IOU 1 BAGEL."
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"He's asking if we would mind moving to the center. The vegetables are getting overcooked."
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.
Burnt or Raw?
'Don't stir it too much!'
'Yes, but the carrots are still hard.'
"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."
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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."
'I'm afraid the Chef, overcooked your meal. Perhaps you'd care to stroll in our wooded gardens, while it cools?'
'Dang it. Over done again.'
'Steak too tough, George?'
'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'
"Well, Carmen, you didn't serve chicken to a vegetarian after all. Turns out his friend put this piece of rubber in his salad as a joke."
'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'
'Meat cooked? Yes, but the carrots are hard.'
'Is the smoked salmon not quite to your liking, sir?'
'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'
'The steaks are tough.'