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"Your card is overwrought."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"
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'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'
'I'm making out my will. Is there anything you want me to leave to you, other than debt?'
We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!
'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'
Bankruptcy Hut: painless, easy, no waiting.
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
'Would you like to hear our bank's heartwarming theme song, as I refuse to compromise on your overdraft charges'
'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'
'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'
Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!
"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
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'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'
"Does my overdraft look big in this?"
'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'
Scary Adult Stories
'I think this 'debt-free living' is over-rated.'
'Unfortunately Mr Smyth, we are unable to approve your loan... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'
I'd like to borrow enough money so that I'll be completely out of debt!
TELLER, 'How do I go about getting a credit card refilled?'
Two tramps: "If every man has his price, then we must be the human equivalents of an overdraft."