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"Your card is overwrought."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, money, finances, personal finances, problem, problems, overdrawn, computer, computers, technology, splitting the difference, fair, in debt, debt, debts, owing money, bank account, bank accounts, bank statement, bank statements, overdraft, overdrafts, online banking, internet banking, customer, customers
"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"
Tags:overdrawn, bank manager, bank managers, bank clerk, bank clerks, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizing, apologise, apologising, financial management, money management, money problem, money woes, money troubles, money problems, bad manners, good manners, customer, customer service, customer services, customer experience
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'Unfortunately Mr Jones, we're unable to approve your loan application... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'
'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'
Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!
Scary Adult Stories
'I think this 'debt-free living' is over-rated.'
'Bill says there's no money in our bank account, but I've still got some blank cheques left.'
'Unfortunately Mr Smyth, we are unable to approve your loan... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'
TELLER, 'How do I go about getting a credit card refilled?'
"When it says "insufficient funds" does it mean me or them...?"
Tags:cashpoint, cashpoints, cash point, cash points, hole in the wall, hole-in-the-wall, insufficient funds, overdraft, overdrafts, overdrawn, money problem, money problems, debt problem, debt problems, debt, debts, financial problem, financial problems, bank machine, bank machines, credit crunch, credit crunches, financial crisis
'You're very cute but your account is overdrawn - Ok, what the heck...?
'Nuts, every pen in the house is our of ink.' 'Well, we're out of money too. Maybe it's divine providence to keep us from being overdrawn.' 'Or it could just be lousy pens.'
At the Snow Bank.
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, snow people, snow person, bank, banks, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, overdrawn, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, savings account, savings accounts, credit account, credit accounts, winter, winter time, winters
"China's on the phone, Mr. President - they say you're overdrawn."
'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'
'I can't be overdrawn, silly -- I have free checking!'
'I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you're overdrawn.'
"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."
"The Government says its deficit is no big deal, so why are you making such a fuss about mine?"
Tags:deficit, deficits, budget deficit, budget deficits, deficit hawk, deficit hawks, debt, debts, overdrawn, bank, banks, banking, savings, savings account, savings accounts, checking account, checking accounts, government, governments, personal checking account, personal checking accounts, common sense
Bad customer care dept.