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"Damn it, Edmondson, must we go through this every morning?"
Where the hokey pokey went wrong.
"Peggy was so excited that we won something on the lottery ticket, I didn't have the heart to tell her it was only two dollars!"
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"
"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
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'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'
"...And then I got all excited and sold my COMPUTER on eBay!"
'We're somewhere new! We're somewhere new!'
"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."
'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'
"I've discovered why your husband is so hyper. He's got ants in his pants."
'I try to talk slow the way I print letters, but when I get excited, it comes out cursive!'
'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'
"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"
"Papi! Wake up! We have to put up our Christmas decorations!"
"We need to celebrate! Christmas is exactly 525 hours away!"
Parents wedge child's door shut on Christmas night to stop him constantly asking if Santa's been.
'Your Honor, my client demands that the catnip evidence be removed!'
Baby feeding frenzy
"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"
"%@*#! ...not again!"
"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"