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". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
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"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
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"You've had enough."
"No more, thanks - I'm flying."
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Brownie Size/Okay to Eat
'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'
'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'
Tags:helping hand, a helping hand, hatstand, hatstands, coat hook, coat hooks, coat, coats, jacket, jackets, lend a hand, lending a hand, overindulge, overindulged, privilege, privileged, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, cosset, cosseted, butler, butlers, convenience, convenient, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, hatrack, hatracks, coat rack, coat racks, modern technology
"Mabe I shouldn't have left whiskey out for Santa instead of milk this year!"
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
Tags:horse, horses, equestrian, hideous, ugly, regret, drinking, binge drinking, one night stand, man, alcohol, drink, hangover, shame, bed, morning after, night before, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, drunk, drunks, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binging, one night stand, one night stands, regret, regrets
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"We were married? To each other? That's where I know you from."
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'
'Stop eating so many square meals.'
"Wow - good job!"
S. S. All You Can Eat
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"Have you noticed that the more he drinks the worse his fur-balls seem to get?!"
Tags:cat, cats, fur ball, fur balls, fur-ball, fur-balls, furball, furballs, feline, felines, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, night out, nights out, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, night out, nights out
"Pay no attention to him, Kathy. He thinks he's supposed to get lit every night because he's a rum cake."
"Looks like the bar has been raised."