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". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
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"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"You've had enough."
"No more, thanks - I'm flying."
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Brownie Size/Okay to Eat
'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'
"Mabe I shouldn't have left whiskey out for Santa instead of milk this year!"
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
'Stop eating so many square meals.'
"Wow - good job!"
"Have you noticed that the more he drinks the worse his fur-balls seem to get?!"
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"Looks like the bar has been raised."
"You never hear anything about testing their breath."
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"It was either the knish in Coney Island, the cannoli in Little Italy, or that divinity fudge in Westchester."
'You may indeed be 'under the weather', but let's just see if the 34 pints of lager two bottles of scotch and 6 Christmas dinners had anything to do with it.'
"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"
"Amber alert...it's a new drinking app."
'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'
'Chug! Chug! Chug!'
It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
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'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'