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'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'
". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
Tags:silent g, silent gs, orthography, english teacher, english teachers, english lesson, english lessons, english literature, english language, english class, english classes, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, chatterbox, silent type, quiet type, silent types, quiet types, drinking companions, gnat
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
Tags:throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, king, kings, duke, wolfordshire, royalty, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, drinking competition, drinking competitions, drink competition, beer consumption
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
Tags:office worker, office workers, friday, fridays, cupcake, cupcakes, treat, treats, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, long week, long weeks, work stress, stress, stressing, stressed out, stress, motivation, motivation, tried, tiring, exhaustion, exhausted, long day, long days, overwork, overworked, encouragement, overeat, overeating, indulge, indulgent, indulgence, overindulge, overindulging
"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattoo parlour, tattoo palours, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tijuana, girl's night out, drunken binge, drunken binges, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, drunken mistake, drunken mistakes, stereotype, stereotypes, defying stereotypes, poker night, poker nights, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender role, gender roles, drunken regret, drunken regrets, inhibitions, inhibition, overindulge, overindulging
"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"God, I'm such a pig."
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, dinner, dinners, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, expensive restaurant, wine, wines, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, foolish, foolishness, public humiliation, public humiliations, making a fool of yourself, inebriated, wild party, stuffy, stuffiness, stuffed shirt, stuffed shirts
"No more, thanks - I'm flying."
Tags:helicopter, helicopters, helicopter pilot, helicopter pilots, pilot, pilots, flight, flights, drunk, drunks, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, overindulge, drink driver, drink drivers, overindulged, overindulges, overindulging, flying license, flying licenses, flying licence, flying licences
"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"
Tags:holiday, holidays, summer holiday, summer holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, holiday brochure, holiday brochures, holidays magazine, holiday magazines, vacation magazine, vacation magazines, overspend, overspending, extravagance, extravagances, indulging, indulgent, overindulge, overindulging, overindulgent, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, modern life, aspire, aspiring
Brownie Size/Okay to Eat
'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'
'Would you like the low-carb, gluten-free, or the hell, bring-it-on section?'
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
Tags:meatloaf, meatloafs, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, kick, kicks, baby, babies, kicking baby, overindulge, overindulging, gut, guts, belly, bellies, overeat, overeating, overeats, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, favourite food, favorite food, obesity, obese, fat, fatness
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptation, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
"Mabe I shouldn't have left whiskey out for Santa instead of milk this year!"
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
Tags:horse, horses, equestrian, hideous, ugly, regret, drinking, binge drinking, one night stand, man, alcohol, drink, hangover, shame, bed, morning after, night before, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, drunk, drunks, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binging, one night stand, one night stands, one-night-stand, one-night-stands, regret, regrets
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"We were married? To each other? That's where I know you from."
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
Tags:drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, bar tender, bar tenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, macho men, macho man, macho-men, macho-man, macho male, macho males, empower, empowered, empowering, barmen, barman, alpha male, alpha males, drinks order, men's drink, men's drinks, drinks order, pint, pints, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, overindulge, overindulging
"Just as a precaution in, these uncertain times I've decided to get really Really fat."
Tags:food, foods, meal, meals, overeating, overeat, overindulge, overindulging, excuse, excuses, fat, overweight, obese, obesity, weight gain, gaining weight, food service industry, hospitality, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders