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"Daughter complained about your tactics last night, so I'm referring tonight."
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25¢ Ride the Pony
Tags:carnival attraction, carnival attractions, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, fair ride, fair rides, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, children's ride, children's rides, kid, kids, mother, mothers, vending machine, vending machines, bucking horse, bucking horses, rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, pony, ponies, horse, horses, health and safety, overprotective, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, overprotectiveness, over-protectiveness
"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety
The self-esteem police go to the olympics
Tags:olympics, olympics games, sport, sports, sports competition, sports competitions, self-esteem, self-esteem police, participation award, participation awards, wrapped in cotton wool, wrap in cotton wool, overprotective, overprotectiveness, pc brigade, good intentions, good intention, failure, fail, loser, losers, losing
'I've got a new app that sorts out potentially stressful text messages.'
"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"
Tags:dates, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, young love, overprotectiveness, over-protective, over-protectiveness, dads, fathers, fatherhood, first date, first dates, chaperone, chaperones, date, teens, cell phone, overprotective, overprotective father, dad, daddy, father, walk, daughter, daughters, teenage, teenager
'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'
"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"
"Helicopter parents are a real problem. It starts with the baby monitor and mushrooms."
"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."
'While cutting your mother's apron string is elective surgery, I would recommend it.'
'You're overprotective, Mother.'
'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'
"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"
Tags:black belt, black belts, black-belt, black-belts, karate, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, overprotective, over protective, over-protective, overprotectiveness, over-protectiveness, over protectiveness, father, fathers, dad, dads, intimidation, intimidation technique, intimidation techniques, intimidating, teenage, daughter, daughters
"on, how many times have I told you not to talk to strangers??!"
'Hi, son, it's the Momster again.'
"This has had one careful owner."
'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'
'Oh no. No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that!'
'Oh boy, now we're in trouble, it's not a tree-trunk: It's my dad!'
'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'
Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.
'You'd better pretend to be gay. Daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.'
'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'
'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'