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"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"
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'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"Is oversleeping a real thing?"
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'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."
'...I almost overslept my afternoon nap.'
"What do you mean it's already Summer? Are you telling me I've overslept?!"
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"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."
'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'
'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'
'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'
'Uggh, is that the time? I've gotta be everywhere in 20 minutes.'
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
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"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"
'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
'Sorry I'm late, Sir. I got caught in traffic.'
'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'
'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'
There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.
'Prove it's Monday morning!'
'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'