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"It's only until spring."
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'
"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."
'To hell with this early bird business, Robin. Tomorrow let's sleep in and eat at McDonald's.'
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.
'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'
"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."