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Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"Your skin is enlarged."
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Keep it open."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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Doctor: 'Your discomfort may well be a bandwidth issue.'
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
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'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
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"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"Be honest- how much are you exercising?"
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
'You need more calcium.'
"You're hyper nourished."
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"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
"Does my body make me look fat?"
Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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