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'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
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'Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53, 972.'
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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'I owe all my success to being potty-trained at an early age.'
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',
'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'
'You can come out now. I promise not to use the word budget again.'
'I'm looking for someone to help keep the creditors off my back.'
'I'm sending in my quarterly estimated tax payment, but I'm not signing the check. If I have to guess how much I made, let the IRS guess who made it.'
'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'
'The nice thing about increasing the debt, is our children's children don't have a vote.'
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'
IOUs In The Church Collection Plate
Gravestone: Go ahead, bill me.
'We've truly simplified our lives, and ow no one. But are we truly happy?'
"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."
'He owed a lot of money.'
"No wonder that last guy was so upset. I owed him a bundle."
'We're so heavily in debt, our goal is to get back to broke.'
'There's our signature on the mortgage. Before we go, can I trouble you for a bankruptcy declaration form?'