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'Formerly, the office of the CFO.'
Tax consultant humour.
'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
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'He owed a lot of money.'
Student Loan Shark
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"With your coupons,veterans and seniors discounts, it appears we owe you $5.38."
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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'If my 401K gets any lower I'll end up owing someone money!'
"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"
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'I'm afraid that was a definite no...there's no way the Inland Revenue will consider your suggestion of double or quits.'
"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."
"Boss, the guy who owes you a fortune forgot to pay his monthly instalment. He will never forget it again because we killed him."
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IRS District Office: You are here (taxes).
"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."
"That was my cousin Ignacio. He's coming over."
Check's in the mail...
'Hand over all your valuables, now!' 'Psst! Here's that twenty I owe you.'
'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'
'You said she was pregnant! I said she was constipated!...'
Please find the money I owe you attached to this e-mail.
'Who should we notify in case of an emergency'
'...Everything I am, I owe to the company...Unfortunately, my lawyer says I have no case.'
Do you have any bad debts this year?