Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, pot of gold, pots of gold, irs, inland revenue service, luck, lucks, lucky, unlucky, bad luck, good luck, hard luck, ireland, irish, irony, ironic, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, gold, golds, pot, pots, owe, owes, owing, owed, money, moneys, cash, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hades, heat, heats, heater, heaters, heating, bill, bills, billing, billed, pay, pays, paying, paid, hell, hells, owe, owes, owing, owed, demon, demons, repairman, repairmen, maintenance man, maintenance men, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
'I owe all my success to being potty-trained at an early age.'
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',
'The nice thing about increasing the debt, is our children's children don't have a vote.'
"So how's everything going?"
'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'
IOUs In The Church Collection Plate
'We've truly simplified our lives, and ow no one. But are we truly happy?'
'He owed a lot of money.'
'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'
'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'
"Come on, I know you're in there, I can see your eye through the peep-hole!"
"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."
Tags:owe, owes, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, in debt, indebted, carrying debt, debt carrier, debt carriers, owing, bank, banks, big bank, big banks, big banking, loan, loans, family, speech, speeches, awards speech, awards speeches, grateful, gratitude, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers
'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'
Tags:book, books, collect, collects, collection, collections, collector, collectors, library, libraries, owe, owes, owing, owed, overdue, overdue, late, lateness, impress, impresses, impressed, impressing, impressive, shame, shames, outstanding, belate, belates, belated, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'See you same time next year!'
Tags:irs, inland revenue service, loan, loans, loaning, loaned, owe, owes, owing, owed, money, moneys, cash, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, revenue, revenues, violent, violence, thug, thugs, goon, goons, hired muscle, hired muscles, settle, settles, settlement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
Tags:student, students, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, graduating, graduated, loan, loans, loaned, money, moneys, roommate, roommates, room mate, room mates, beer, beers, alcohol, beverage, beverages, owe, owes, owing, owed, payback, paybacks, pay back, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Hoping to soften its image, the IRS devises the singing audit-gram.
Tags:irs, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, sing, sings, singing, singer, singers, appeal, appeals, appealing, image, images, claim, claims, claimed, claimer, claimers, claimant, claimants, devise, devises, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, close to home
"Boss, the guy who owes you a fortune forgot to pay his monthly instalment. He will never forget it again because we killed him."
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, goon, goons, goombah, goombahs, insurance, monthly payment, monthly payments, monthly instalment, monthly instalments, monthly installment, monthly installments, pay, pays, payment, hit, hits, whack, whacks, whacked, cement shoe, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, owe, owes, owing, owe money, owes money, owing money
"FINAL demand'. Does that mean they have given up asking?
Tags:bill, bills, final demand, final demands, homeowner, homeowners, tax, taxes, taxing, payment, payments, final notice, final notices, debt, debts, in debt, indebted, owe, owes, owing, demand, demands, demanding, last warning, warning, warnings, underwater, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, council tax, council taxes, credit card, credit cards
'I know it's odd but have you seen my gas bill?'
'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'