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Friendly Foreclosures Co.
Tags:foreclosure, foreclosures, debt, debts, in debts, owing money, debtor, debtors, loans, loan, borrowing money, borrowed money, creditor, creditors, loan payment, loan payments, asset, assets, seizing assets, seizing of assets, collateral, forced sale, forced sales, contradiction, contradictions, brand, brands, branding, lender, lenders, lending money, money lender, money lenders
"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, money, finances, personal finances, problem, problems, overdrawn, computer, computers, technology, splitting the difference, fair, in debt, debt, debts, owing money, bank account, bank accounts, bank statement, bank statements, overdraft, overdrafts, online banking, internet banking, customer, customers
'Formerly, the office of the CFO.'
Tax consultant humour.
'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'
'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'
'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'
'We've truly simplified our lives, and ow no one. But are we truly happy?'
"With your coupons,veterans and seniors discounts, it appears we owe you $5.38."
"No wonder that last guy was so upset. I owed him a bundle."
Student Loan Shark
Tags:student loan, student loans, loan shark, loan sharks, major, majors, philosophy major, philosophy majors, student debt, student debts, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, loan collection, loan collections, loan collector, loan collectors, poor, job prospect, job prospects, owe money, owes money, owing money, student, students, college, colleges, university, universities, degree, degrees, undergrad degree, useless, worthless
"I think the plumber wants his bill paid!"
'Till debt do us part...'
IRS: 'Let's freeze those who die owing taxes...thaw them out when a cure is found.'
After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
Tags:debt, debts, debt crisis, debt crises, sovereign, currency, currencies, debtor, debtors, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, tab, tabs, bar tab, bar tabs, collect, collects, collecting, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping, owe money, owes money, owing money
'If my 401K gets any lower I'll end up owing someone money!'
"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, upside-down mortgage, negative equity, home equity, home financing, debt, loans, debts, bank loan, owe money, owes money, owing money, equity, home equity, underwater, homebuyer, homebuyers, home buyer, home buyers, money manager, money managers, financial planner, financial planners, financial planning, fiscal responsibility
'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'
'I'm afraid that was a definite no...there's no way the Inland Revenue will consider your suggestion of double or quits.'
"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."
"Boss, the guy who owes you a fortune forgot to pay his monthly instalment. He will never forget it again because we killed him."
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, goon, goons, goombah, goombahs, insurance, monthly payment, monthly payments, monthly instalment, monthly instalments, monthly installment, monthly installments, pay, pays, payment, hit, hits, whack, whacks, whacked, cement shoe, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, owe, owes, owing, owe money, owes money, owing money
'I actually am living the American Dream: I'm paying off my credit card debt.'
"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."