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"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
"If we make a mistake, the shareholders expect us to own up to it. Or, if that isn't practical, lease up to it."
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."
"And whose little mole is this?"
"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"
When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.
'OK, who's rotting?'
'I'm lookimg for someone to take the blame for a serious error I made....psst! Fenwick, you'll do!'
'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'
'Now that the election is over and I've won, let me say that what my opponent said about me is absolutely true..'
Galen Weston jr. comes clean.
'I'd like to accept the blame for the things that are my fault, but that would set a dangerous precedent.'
Neither pensioner would own-up to having the extra sugar cube!