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"You say 'oxymoron' once more and there's going to be trouble."
'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'
'It looks like mad cow disease.'
Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
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Early Dental Floss.
'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'
"I'm thinking of changing my parting."
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."
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'Violence solves everything...'
"Where's the bad winter they predicted?"
"I'm just not convinced that smoking is all that bad for you."
Tramp's Definition of Oxymoron.
A man rides a bull.
'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'
'It's real leather, but it came from a steer with mad cow disease.'
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'Well, I'm no mechanic, but at a glance I'd say you've blown your head gasket!'
Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.
'Don't you just love that fresh out of the ox smell?'
'This oxtail soup hardly covers the bottom.'
'Good news - there are almost as many billionaires in China as in the U.S.'