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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
"You say 'oxymoron' once more and there's going to be trouble."
"Family vacation is an oxymoron."
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"Solitude is more fun in groups."
History of the Ebook
'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'
'Oxymorons for morons.'
'Are we having fun yet?'
The Oxymoron Club - Oxymoron of the day - Deficit Spending.
"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."
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Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, working vacation, working vacations, work, working, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, package, packages, travel, tourism, travelling, traveling, travller, travellers, traveler, travelers, stress, stressful, hectic, experience, experiences, contradiction, contradictions, oxymoron, oxymorons, unrelaxing, awkward, uncomfortable, word play, wordplay
'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'
'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
Thrifty Credit Union
"The village wants to add some younger elders."
Tags:quality control, quality assurance, oxymoron, juxtaposition, ineptitude, incompetence, not practicing what you preach, physician heal thyself, hypocrisy, double standards, poor workmanship, botch job, botched job, quality control failure, quality control lapse, oversight, mistake, error, lapse, qc failure, management system, quality control system, management systems, quality control systems, management system failure, quality control system failure, failure, mismanagement
The anti-social network: '...All this so-called social networking is just a soulless waste of time...People used to enjoy being alone in their thoughts now it seems like that's everyone biggest fear!'
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
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"Care for an oxymoron?"
U.S. Department of Deficit Spending
"You have very high negatives."
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Tramp's Definition of Oxymoron.
"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."
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'I wear a fanny pack so I don't look stupid cramming my pockets full of stuff.'
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