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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'
Ed Goes Green
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Divison Of Labor
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Chad was oblivious to the fact that he had a very large carbon footprint.
"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"
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A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.
'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'
"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'
'Mr. Bernanke is busy saving the economy right now. Can he come over and fix the ozone layer tomorrow?'
'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'
"Gentleman, we have a dilemma. Pollution scientists say it'll destroy the ozone - however, Market Research predict it'll sell like hot cakes."
"All things bright and beautiful..."
'As near as we can tell, you fell asleep under a hole in the ozone layer.'
Headline: 'New Hole Found In O Zone!'
'I always get up late...it confuses the birds!'
Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"
'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'
'Hello, EPA? You've got to do something about this ozone depletion and greenhouse effect!'
'Drop your guns or I will destroy the earth's ozone layer.'
'The politicians won't lift a bloomin' finger for the environment.'
''Global Dimming'? I'm not sure...is it related to dumbing down?'
'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'
'The hole in His halo is getting bigger.'