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'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'
"Management were worried about our workloads, so they've reduced them...to zero!"
'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'
'...They gave me the pink slipper.'
'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'
'I've figured out an elegant solution to your work-life balance concerns.'
'I would like to thank everyone for coming to our quarterly, employee pink slip awards. Where the winners are really the losers.'
"Can you fire me in half an hour?... I'm just about to go on my tea break."
'It's a wage restraint device.'
'Keep up the good work... with another company.'
'I told him to take this job and shove it, and he told me to take this pink slip and shove off!'
'But I'm a volunteer.'
"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."
"I understand I'm entitled to a free girl after six months work?"