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Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.
'I'm sorry, Mr. Dillman, but you're seven months behind on your payments for your pacemaker.'
No cell phones!
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hospital, hospitals, phone, phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, telephone, telephones, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, pacemaker, pacemakers, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, patient, patients, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, close to home'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'
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hospital, hospitals, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, sponsorships, incentive, incentive, heart, hearts, cardio, cardiology, run, runs, running, jog, jogs, jogging, marathon, marathons, businessman, businessmen, boston, heart-co, pacemaker, pacemakers, inappropriate, offer, offers, close to home"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, implant, implants, pacemaker, pacemakers, heart doctor, heart doctors, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology, fee, fees, additional fee, additional fees, add-on, add-ons, extra, extras, convenience, convenient, technology, beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, business, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, manager, managers, modern life'It's the latest technology. A Pacemaker/MP3 Player. That's where you plug in your earbuds.'
Discount Medical Suppliers
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medical supply, medical supplies, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, anesthesia, free market, free markets, compete, competes, price, prices, cost, costs, discount supplier, discount suppliers, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, medical equipment, hospital, hospitals, pacemaker, pacemakers, scalpel, scalpels, retailer, retailers, retailingBattery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.
"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."
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election year, election years, donald trump, presidential race, partisan politics, election debate, election debates, pacemaker, pacemakers, pace maker, pace makers, pace-maker, heart attack, heart attacks, stress, stressful, voter, voters, political view, political views, surge protector, surge protectors'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
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ipod, ipods, high-tech, technology, pacemaker, pacemakers, heart, heart problem, heart problems, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, physicians, physician, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, medical, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, drugs, healthBlessed are the pacemakers.
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pacemaker, pacemakers, pace, paces, paced, pacing, bless, blessed, blessing, blesses, cardiologist, cardiologists, doctor, doctors, heart, hearts, heart problem, heart problems, ill, illness, illnesses, sickness, sicknesses"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, nhs, national health service, healthcare, treatment, treatments, pacemaker, pacemakers, budget, budgets, save money, saving money"With the new pacemaker we can offer you an introductory rate of sixtyfour beats a minute for the first six months."
'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'
'I think something is wrong with my pacemaker, every time I get excited the garage door opens.'