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Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.
No cell phones!
'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'
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"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."
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'It's the latest technology. A Pacemaker/MP3 Player. That's where you plug in your earbuds.'
Discount Medical Suppliers
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Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.
'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
Blessed are the pacemakers.
"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."
"With the new pacemaker we can offer you an introductory rate of sixtyfour beats a minute for the first six months."
'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'
'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'
'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'
'I think something is wrong with my pacemaker, every time I get excited the garage door opens.'
'We've found that with pacemakers, old technology is often the best.'
"So, tell me about this heart problem."
Tags:doctor, doctors, heart problem, heart problems, pacemaker, pacemakers, robot, robots, machine, machines, technology, heart, heart trouble, heart troubles, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, heart attack, heart attacks, medical technology, medical technologies, hospital, hospitals, hospitalization, in hospital
'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'
"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."
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