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An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.
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Clive had searched high and low for an unusual birthday gift!"
"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."
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"How did the liposuction work out?"
'We're famous for something. It's on the tip of my tongue.'
"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
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"The good news...the elephant is no longer in the room. The bad news...he's now tweeting us."
"Actually, we don't get that much call for elephant guns."
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The Elephant Man sees a specialist
"You had me at Hello."
"One day he walked in here, nobody dared to send him out, and so he stayed. He is a bit stubborn, peppery and shortsighted but besides that, he is a good boss."
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"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's getting a root canal!"
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'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'
Democrats and Republicans enter into yet another intellectual debate about the issues...
Elephant with front end loader using tusks.
'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'
The only thing more difficult than getting blood from a stone is getting Ovaltine from an elephant...
Bob and Debbie, the lives of the party...
'That's OK, I'm not offended, I have a pretty thick skin: I'm a pachyderm after all...'
'If we allow him to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with him every night!'
That's the worst case of elephantiasis i've ever seen...
Jumbo goes bungee-jumping
"Honestly! They're made from plastic."
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