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Clive had searched high and low for an unusual birthday gift!"
An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.
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"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."
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Elephant in tail holding line has pulled tail off.
'We're famous for something. It's on the tip of my tongue.'
Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.
Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...
"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
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"The good news...the elephant is no longer in the room. The bad news...he's now tweeting us."
"Actually, we don't get that much call for elephant guns."
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"You had me at Hello."
"One day he walked in here, nobody dared to send him out, and so he stayed. He is a bit stubborn, peppery and shortsighted but besides that, he is a good boss."
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'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'
Elephant with front end loader using tusks.
Bob and Debbie, the lives of the party...
The only thing more difficult than getting blood from a stone is getting Ovaltine from an elephant...
Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'
'The doctor will see you now.'
"Honestly! They're made from plastic."
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