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"The board advises we lose the binkies."
'Lyle! You grabbed the wrong mouthpiece!'
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"Whoops! I didn't mean to interrupt anything."
"This is not working. Can I go back on the valium?"
'Would you mind if I borrowed that? It's going to be a tough day at the office.'
"All our tests indicate you need to lose the binky."
"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."
Kim Jong Un and Obama.
Mum and baby both have pacifier.
"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."
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Psychoanalyst with a pacifier
The cell phone soother for life.
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'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'
'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.
Woman gives snoring man a dummy/pacifier.
'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'
Ok you're right about everything, and whatever I've done, I'm sorry..
'No-no honey - that's Daddy's pacifier, here's YOURS!'
'It's a great model for a child's first cell phone.'
'What do you mean, I'm immature.'
'How's it going since we cut out the tranquillizers?.'
'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'
'He works as a guard dog at the nursery.'