Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
Tags:fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, sexism, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity
Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now
Tags:liberty, liberties, bell, bells, ring, rings, ringing, ringer, ringers, philly, philadelphia, usa, america, american, la, package, packages, protect, protection, bubble, bubblewrap, wrap, hurry, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, ship, ships, shipped, shipping, stupid, game, games, box, boxes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"
Tags:employee, employees, employer, employers, hr, human resources, personnel, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, doll, dolls, toy, toys, package, packages, packaging, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr management, hr manager, hr managers, corporate culture, office drone, office drones
"I do understand, Sabrina. I've been hurt too."
'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'
'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'
Shipping and Handling Your Emotions
You've Got Mail
Tags:technology, modern technology, modern technologies, email, emailing, emails, you've got mail, youve got mail, new message, new messages, internet, internet messaging, internet messaging, online messages, online messaging, postal service, postal system, post, delivery, deliveries, parcel, parcels, package, packages, parcel delivery, mail, mail service, violas, violist, gambist, violaist, violinist, smuggled violas, poetry, poetry book, poetry books, poet, poem, poems, poetry enthusiast, viola enthusiast, oatmeal, cereal, cereals, breakfast cereal, breakfast cereals, years supply of oatmeal
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
Tags:horder, horders, hording, online shopping, e-commerce, ecommerce, buy, buys, buying, buying spree, shopping spree, shopping sprees, home delivery, modern life, modern times, spending spree, spending sprees, delivery, deliveries, compulsive, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, shopaholic, shopaholics, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, nosy, package, packages, shipment, shipments
Mail and Air Mail Boxes.
MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."
'Looking for a job with better conditions?'
'You are morally bankrupt. However, I'm offering a bailout package which permits sloth, envy and limited gluttony.'
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, working vacation, working vacations, work, working, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, package, packages, travel, tourism, travelling, traveling, travller, travellers, traveler, travelers, stress, stressful, hectic, experience, experiences, contradiction, contradictions, oxymoron, oxymorons, unrelaxing, awkward, uncomfortable, word play, wordplay
'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'
"Don't open that, man. It's just rude to open someone else's mail. Seriously dude."
"We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package."
'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'
'For crying out loud, Douglas, try and think outside the box.'