Package Holiday Cartoons and Comics

Club Meds

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."

'Two weeks full board in Lanzarote, how do people live like that?'

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'What the hey, Lorrain This is the last time we use your travel agent,'

"It was a terrible holiday, everything was so perfect we couldn't claim anything off our insurance."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I think that's where he's coming from, mate."

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"

The Queen on holiday

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Club Mad Holiday

Couple checking out of a hotel.

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"Somewhere with no delays? No strikes? No civil unrest? The best we can do is two weeks in Hemel Hempstead."

"Well, they did say half-board."

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

Late deals

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."