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Really Early Vikings
'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
Tags:adirondack, adirondacks, mountain, mountains, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, canoe, canoes, canoeing, attractive, attraction, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, paddle, paddles, paddling
'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
'Ted prided himself on exploiting gaps in the market.'
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'
The End of the World
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"
'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'
"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."
Tags:executives, games, pay, ping pong, big bucks, paddle, paddle game, paddle games, executive, executive toy, executive toys, idle rich, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.os, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporationhead honcho, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, mankoff
'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'
'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'
'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'
The Wooden Spoon Company
Tags:spoon, spoons, wood, wooden, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, maternal, paddle, paddles, paddling, paddled, beat, beats, beating, hit with a wooden spoon, beaten with a wooden spoon, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'